UnUpdate: This month's waste of your time that we call a Development Diary is here!

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10/3/08:

Well, all you horny players, the latest Development Diary is here!

As you may've guessed already (duh!), we've just released the latest Development Diary, filled with our latest drivel meant to contaminate your mind. Have fun reading it and keep clicking away so you hopefully get carpal tunnel syndrome which screws up your whole arm which, really, you can't blame us for because you choose to play RuneScape and read our drivel!!!