UnUpdate:Bummoning!

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18/01/08:

Forget that nooby Summoning, for we have released Bummoning! Bummoning enables you to rape all your favourite NPCs: from zoophilia with goblins to necrophilia with Vyrewatch! Bummoning has something for everyone, or does it??

[edit] In other news

With Bummoning released, we've released an ecstacy potion which can be brewed at 55 herblore -- that'll teach you kids that taking drugs is probably bad!