Noob
From UnRuneScape Wiki
A noob is a person who runs through PruneScape callling other players "noobs". They are normally low-levelled players who believe they are cool and powerful or high-levelled players who believe they own PruneScape.
Some noob words and scenarios are as follows:
1) Omg you prayed u noob!
2) Lolz u dang noob
3) Noob i am stronger than you!
4) Nooby nooby noooby
5) I know zezima and you dont so you are a noob
6) Phr33 St00f Pl0x?
7) Omg my main is level 251
8) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
9) From Zezima3578275: omg look at me I'm zerima
10) Selling charcoal 500K
11) (A noob loses an argument)
- Noob: Omg u n00b!!1!!1!!! I will pwn u!!
12) Z0mg do skill cape emote plz
13) **** you *****!!!!
- (A little while later)
- Noob: Wtf why stars come out?
14) (A noob walks up to a player with a legends' cape)
- Noob: Buy your wite cape
15) ;p;
16) Looking for hot gf
17) Z0mg why j00 kill me noob ?
18) (A noob walks up to a player with an attack skillcape)
- Noob: Att level?
19) Reported.
- (1 minute later)
- Noob: How do u report
- OR
- Noob:reported 1000 times!
(later)
- omg it say i can only report once every 60 secs wtf u haxor?
20) Me and u wildy noob!
- You: The Wilderness can't have Pvp battles anymore. It's been that way for months.
- Noob: Lol scared much?
21) (A level 80 kills a level 2 giant spider)
Omfg reported for bug abuse
22) You: Go on the forum.
- Noob: *follows you* can you take me there pls?
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[edit] Level of a noob
Can be any level, it's the personality not the "mad skills".
[edit] Other variations of noob
- Narb
- Noobie
- Newb
- Narbie
- Newbie
- Nub
- Zezima
[edit] Cure for being a noob
Plain and simple: maturing. Leveling up isn't the cure. It will make you look even worse. Getting more powerful weapons may also help. Killing strong enemies makes noobs less noobish too.
[edit] How to deal with noobs
KILL THEM!
SLASH THEM!
POISON THEM!
BEAT THEM!
STAB THEM!
GOOF THEM!
CRUSH THEM!
BURN THEM!
HAVE TEA WITH THEM!
RIDE THEM!
ZAP THEM!
BLEND THEM!
FREEZE THEM!
PUNCH THEM!
KICK THEM!
THROW A MUFFIN AT THEM!
SAVAGE THEM!
SHOOT THEM!
JOIN THEM!
SIC SHE-MALES ON THEM!
THROW A PIE AT THEM!
Discuss the theory of the universe while having cake with them!
THROW ZEZIMA AT THEM WATCH THEM RAPE HIM!
GAME-OVER THEM!
BAKE THEM!
DROWN THEM!
SLAY THEM!
SUNDER THEM!
PIN DOWN THEM!
EAT THEM!
THRUST THEM!
PILE 'EM!
BASH THEM!
COOK THEM!
WHACK THEM!
HEAL THEM!
DECAPITATE THEM!
CHALLENGE THEM!
LURE THEM!
CHOP THEM!
SELL THEM!
EAT THEM!
RAPE THEM!
CHARGE UR LASAH ON THEM!
PWN THEM!
BAN THEM!
POKE THEM!
FRY THEM!
CHARGRILL THEM!
GIVE METH-LACED BROWNIES TO THEM!
PLANT A BOMB IN A SMALL HILL, FIND LOTS OF NOOBS AND TELL THEM ZEZIMA IS IN THE SMALL HILL, BEFORE LAUGHING AT THEIR STUPIDITY WHEN THE BOMB INCINERATES THEM!
KIDNAP THEM!
THROW OBESITY INSULTS AT THEM!
EXPERIMENT THEM!
THROW ANDREW GOWER AT THEM!
THROW RUBBER CHICKENS AT THEM!
PLAY CRAPPY ADVENTURE QUEST WITH THEM!
DIVIDE BY ZERO!
