Needle
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The user who wrote this was apparently needling when they wrote this article. |
The Needle is an almighty goddess players use every single day for Crafting. She will smite non-believers by stealing their Crafting experience. Unfortunately, many players think the Needle is used for drugs or for sticking noobs low-level players in the ass (therefore getting a bloody needle). These users (or victims) always die soon after from stabbing-related deaths.
The Needle is massively undervalued, bought for typically only one coin when she should actually be sold for 2,147,483,647 coins. The Needle breaks the Edicts of Guthix by directly intervening in the affairs of mortals. When asked, she said she doesn't care and Guthix can kiss her ass. Guthix cannot find Needle's ass though.
The Needle is worshipped in a holy ritual of making leather into armor or clothing. Players sometimes disgrace the Needle by selling or dropping her. These players all DIE!
On occasions, the Needle is supported in a holy ritual supporting her and a sacrifice of worthless goods. A common place to do this is in the Party Room.
