My POH

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Hey noob! So you've come back, eh? Well take a look at my house!!!

Yeah, check it out, I've got two dead trees!!! and I used to have some bush or weed but I removed it by accident and I can't afford another.

What's that, jealousy?? Jealous that you don't have an oak armchair? I'm gonna build two more but those planks are like over 100gp each!!

So noob are you hungry? I think you are noob, would you like some food from my ownage larder? Hey, hands off noob! The larder might get noobitus if you touch it!! ROFL I just pked you with words you noob!!

You wanna see my upstairs noob? Yeah, look at my anti-dragonfire shield! I have 10 million more in my bank!! Now get out my ownage house! I don't have portals though and I can't find that expel guests button! Hey, where'd you go??