UnUpdate:Good news from Jagex
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- Jagex recently forgot what day it was and released this early April Fools' Day joke, as a result of their recent experiments with marijuana.
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Good news players, We overlords from Jagex have some good news for you:
We are bringing back the Wilderness!! Yes, indeed, we have made the shocking decision after feedback from several sissies and she-males.
However, we have decided to make a few changes to the Wilderness:
1. It will no longer be called the Wilderness. Its new name will be 'Tameness' and it will only be opened to noobs.
2. We will be keeping the revenants; however, we are also juicing them up, which means that they will always hit damage on you, can hit through prayer and will have a minimum hit of 2999.
3. To prevent RWT, we have made it so that once you kill a player, Chuck Norris will appear and pwn you.
In other news, to combat inflation, we have increased shop prices by 2000%. Also, to encourage breeding of noobs, we have lowered the max combat level to 3. And finally, we have made all items untradeble.
