UnUpdate:Behind the Scenes - March 2008
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Over the past few weeks, lots of you have offered us ideas on how to get the best out of the Mort'ton Exchange. However, we have chosen to ignore those brilliant ideas and rely on the advice of our pet monkey. As such, we will be releasing the new and improved Mort'ton Exchange later this month.
Also, we are preparing a major revamp to lunar magic that took 3 hours to develop. We will be releasing new suicide spells and removing 75% of spells that are actually useful.
Also much hype was made over our "New Trees for Lumbridge" project. Well, we will not disappoint you, as the project will be released within the next 57 years.1
A greater test arrives in the form of the Stronghold of Hacking. Yes, in this twin to the non-existent Stronghold of Scamming, players can learn the basics of hacking other players and also be pwned by our personal army of Chuck Norris clones. Now doesn't that sound fun.2
Other news involves the 2008 Easter Event! Yes, our wily Easter Bunny has been planning a big event which involves narcotics and prostitutes. However, he is in the Hospital, so the Easter event is cancelled!!! Sucked in!
As you would expect, there's a 0.5% chance of us publishing a new Development Diary, Postbag from the Hedge and Player's Gallery.
Well, that's it-- have a pathethic month filled with second-rate updates!!
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1 There is a margin of error of 270 years.
2 Jagex is not responsible for any deaths caused by getting your ass kicked by 1000 Chuck Norris clones.
